Welcome to Underwater Prophets Directory

Meet the Underwater Prophets

• Prophet Aqua
• Prophet Bloop
• Prophet Fintastic

Our Underwater Prophets are known for their unorthodox, yet strangely profound messages from the depths of the ocean. They are revered for their uncanny ability to predict the exact number of jellyfish that will be stuck on your windshield on any given Tuesday.

Or not.

Learn more about our Prophets

Underwater Bloopers: Where the deep becomes profound.

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